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Discussion in 'Bay Watch' started by BGood, Oct 9, 2019.

  1. BGood

    BGood Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious ! This ad is about 10 pages long. And no picture of the serial or headstock.

    https://reverb.com/item/28226560-ep...-rare-v1-custom-shop-built-designed-collector

    NOTE:
    THIS IS NOT THE LOW PRICED MASSED PRODUCED "CUSTOM PRO" MODEL
    THAT CAME LATER AND EASY TO FIND...
    THIS IS THE ULTRA RARE CUSTOM SHOP V1 '70S CUSTOM LES PAUL BUILT IN LIMITED QUANTITY CUSTOM SHOP NUMBERS


    A SUMMARY OF DIFFERENCES:

    • THE STANDARD PRO: STOCK CHINA PRODUCTION MASS PRODUCED
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: A CUSTOM SHOP BUILD LIMITED TO ONLY A SHORT BUILD AND ONLY MADE & RELEASED FOR 1 YEAR 2012
    • THE STANDARD PRO: STOCK EPIPHONE MASS PRODUCED PICKUPS
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: CAME WITH CUSTOM SHOP DESIGNED ALNICO VINTAGE SPEC'D PICKUPS - SEE DETAILS BELOW
    • THE STANDARD PRO: COIL SPLITTING ADDED
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: DELETED IN THE VINTAGE SPEC'D V1 WHICH CAME JUST LIKE THE '70S LES PAUL IT COPIED
    • THE STANDARD PRO: CHEAPER MASS PRODUCTION BODY WOOD'S
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: THE V1 WAS SPEC'D THE SAME AS THE TRUE GIBSON '70S LES PAUL WITH NON-WEIGHT RELIEF SELECT WOOD BODIES
    • THE STANDARD PRO: DID NOT INCLUDE A CASE OR GIG BAG (BOX SHIPPED)
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: THE V1 CAME WITH THE EPIPHONE BLACK & FUR LINED HARDCASE
    • THE STANDARD PRO: WAS A MASS PRODUCTION STANDARD RELEASE MODEL EASILY AVAILABLE
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: WAS CUSTOM SHOP BUILD & DESIGNED IN VERY LIMITED PRODUCTION IN 2012 ONLY
    • THE STANDARD PRO: CURRENTLY WIDELY AVAILABLE NOTHING SPECIAL
    • THE CUSTOM SHOP LTD V1: LIMITED PRODUCTION EXTREMELY HARD TO FIND... THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY CURRENTLY AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE
    THE POP ROCK SHOP... NO ONE DOES IT LIKE WE DO!
    A New Modern Unique & Fantastic Way To Find The Gear You Always Wanted, Need Or Are Looking For...
    We Feature Handpicked Fully Tested & Evaluated Musical Equipment That Is Professionally Aged & Preserved In Our Humidity & Temperature Controlled Vaults Until Released For Sale & Sold...
    Each Guitar Is Given a Full Pro Setup During Its Initial Evaluation. Additional Setup Tweaks Are Done On Used Gear As Needed During Aging & Preserving...
    Our Unique Setup Process & Vault Aging & Preserving Makes Each Guitar Play & Be Its Best (37 Years Experience Playing & Setting Up Guitars)...
    Each Item's Description Is Done Specifically For The Item Listed With Hours of Research, Personal Evaluations & Tons of Detail...
    Each Item Includes a Full Set of Our Professional High Quality Pictures Allowing Our Buyers a Fun & Informative Experience Online...
    Seeing The Item In Clear Beautiful Detail From Multiple Viewing Points Gives You a Real Sense of What You Are Actually Buying...
    All This Is Done To Provide You a Professional & Unmatched Experience Helping You To Make The Right Choice, Each and Every Time...
    We Are Unique In Providing Our Customers All of This Unmatched Service, Experience and Care Which Includes Everything Above Plus...
    Our Pop Rock Shop Sale Package Which Always Includes A Fantastic Combination of Added Bonuses... A Great Price, A Killer Setup And Pro Vaulted Hand Selected Gear...
    We Have a Continual Changing Collection of Rare, Out of Production, Hard To Find & Hand Selected High Quality & Collectible Musical Equipment...
    Be Sure To Watch For Our Ever Growing Fresh Updated & Exciting Inventory Coming To You Online All The Time...
    If You Don't See What You're Looking For In Our Current Listings Just Message Us Anytime As We Have TONS of Gear Not Yet Listed And We'll Get Right Back To You...
    THE POP ROCK SHOP, THE ONLY PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR GREAT PLAYING, HIGH QUALITY PROFESSIONALLY AGED & PRESERVED GUITARS


    And it goes on and on and on and on ...
     
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  2. Raiyn

    Raiyn Well-Known Member

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    Dude.... I've seen eBay ads out of Shenzhen that were less wordy and self-promoting.

    Best good number one secret aging process in our proprietary vaults that are humidified with melted glacier ice personally blessed by the Pope and temperature controlled with unicorn farts.

    There is ONE shot of the back.
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    This is as good as I can get on the Kindle.
    Zoomed right on in.
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    If that ain't airbrushed out, it ain't there at all
     
  3. Davis Sharp

    Davis Sharp Well-Known Member

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    That custom shop logo does it for me. I'd pay twice the asking price.:)
     
  4. Paruwi

    Paruwi Kraut-Rocker Staff Member

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    Custom-shop made.....
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Raiyn

    Raiyn Well-Known Member

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    Unicorn farts....

    Before anyone asks, it's a bonus weapon from a game.
     

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