Major freak out!

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  1. Otto99

    Otto99 Well-Known Member

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    A gentleman escaped from an assisted living facility about a mile from Stately Whartson Hall (say it in a Cockney accent) and showed at at the Hall’s back door, wet as a drowned rat. We escorted him to the carport, gave him water and a protein bar - God, I hope he’s not diabetic - called 911, and eventually one of Memphis’ Finest arrived. I asked if he’d like for me to visit, and at first he said I’d done enough, but then said yeah, I’d like that. I wept like a school girl as the copper gently led him to the car.
     
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    Lancpudn Well-Known Member

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    Cor the blimey gov'ner would you Adam & eve it (believe it) The poor ol geezer out in the ache & pain (rain) being led by the arm (chalk farm) by the (Cozzer's) Cops back to the (shovel & pick) Nick :thumb:
     
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